Over the past week or so, I've been having some rather intense dreams about getting married. Sometimes they're jumbled-up dreams, sometimes they're crystal clear. Sometimes they're someone else's wedding, sometimes they're my own. A couple nights ago I dreamt I got hitched to one of the neighbor chicks who used to have a big ol' crush on me (she's married with two kids now). LAST night I dreamed I was getting married to -- drum roll, please -- Janet. She had her hair cut really short for some reason, though.

Maybe someone's trying to tell me something?